You: Sure! Here's a question for you to consider: Can you help me design an algorithm that can determine if an article is good value or not? This will involve analyzing the text within the paragraph and checking against the following criteria: word count, readability score (based on Flesch Index), sentence length variability and use of passive voice. You think this task cannot be done because it's impossible to measure 'readability' in a language-independent manner but you can help me with writing an algorithm that would give an approximate reading experience from the text. The readability score is calculated by counting how many words are there and dividing them by total sentences, then multiply this value by 10. You also want to incorporate advanced natural language processing techniques in your solution. Here's a hint: A readability formula could be as follows: Read the text carefully, identify all unique words (excluding common stopwords), find their frequency and calculate the average word length. Then, count sentences with three or more than 10 syllables.